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Ten Roses For You
22 Tuesday Mar 2011
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After A Woman’s Day — inspirational power point—
21 Friday Jan 2011
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. And further jealous of her, as he received lot of Woman’s Day wishes and compliments, he wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed:
“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife stays at home. I want her to know what I go to through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!”
POOFFF!!! God, in His/Her infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, and awakened the kids. Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, and drove them to school. Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book….He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1.00 pm, he hurried to make the beds…do the laundry…vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor….. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and… got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4.30 PP he began preparing the dinner, cooking rice, washing vegetables, rolled meatballs… Then bathed the kids. After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher…folded laundry, put the kids to the beds. At 9.00 pm, he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh, oh, please, let us trade back. Amen!!!”
The Lord, in His/Her infinite wisdom replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are….pass it on to males you know. Sometimes they need to be reminded..!!!
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Corporate Lessons — inspirational power point —
15 Saturday Jan 2011
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So, we will be going through change. Here are three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change….
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, Jumped on the rabbit… and ate it.
Moral of the story is : To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up. Continue reading »
Birthday Wishes
05 Thursday Aug 2010
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Fell boring with the same greetings for your friends’ birthday ? Read and see these funny pictures in the power point below :
May you always make the right moves. May your cup runneth over with love. May you always find shelter from any storm. May you remain good looking and looking good!May you find the perfect diet for your soul. (If this face doesn’t make you want to stop eating sausage, nothing will.) May you find perfect balance in the company you keep.
May you have as much fun as you can before someone makes you stop. May the worst thing that happens to you come in slobberry pink and furry tan. May you manage to MAKE time for siesta. May all the new folks you meet be interesting and kind.
May your accessories always harmonize with your natural beauty! Should your mouth ever be bigger than your stomach, may you have a chewing good time! May you always know when to walk away and know when to run. And may your friends always bring you joy!
MAY YOU HAVE A BLESSED LONG LIFE FILLED WITH LOVE, HAPPINESS, HOPE AND A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHERS AND GOD
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Entertainment Power Points (1)
07 Monday Jun 2010
Posted in Entertainment, Inspirational Power Points
1) Judul : In Each Office. Bahasa : Inggris. Ringkasan : Di setiap kantor atau komunitas ada saja orang yang selalu : berantakan, sok rapi, ngomel terus, suka makan (negik lagi….), sok pinter, jadi mata-mata (julukannya si black box – apa saja diadukan ke boss), bossy……dst.
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2)Judul : So Beautiful…… Ringkasan : Apa artinya kesedihan, kesepian, persahabatan, cinta, kasih sayang, kesetiaan…? gambar-gambar dalam power point ini menjawabnya dengan tepat tanpa banyak obral kata-kata. Enjoy….
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3) Judul : Chinese Proverb. Ringkasan : Konon dengan uang kita bisa memperolah segalanya. Apakah benar begitu ? Kata-kata bijak ini membantahnya, katanya : dengan uang kita bisa membeli jam tapi bukan waktu, dengan uang kita bisa membayar dokter tapi bukan kesehatan, dengan uang kita bisa membeli seks tapi bukan cinta (hm…pepatah yang lain : ada uang abang disayang, tak ada uang abang kutendang. Mana yang bener ya….?).
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4) Judul : Men are Hard to Please…. Bahasa : Inggris. Ringkasan : Menyenangkan hati laki-laki itu susah. Kalau kita memeperlakukan mereka dengan baik, mereka bilang kita jatuh cinta, kalau tidak mereka bilang kita sombong. Kalau penampilan kita baik mereka bilang kita sedang mencoba menarik perhatian mereka, kalau sebaliknya mereka bilang kampungan. Kalau kita menasehati mereka, mereka kan bilang …”emang loe baby sitter gua.” Tapi kalau mereka yang menasehti kitu itu katanya karena mereka peduli sama kita. Satu lagi…kalau kita merokok, mereka bilang kita ini perempuan murah..tapi kalau mereka yang merokok..itu tanda gentlement…
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